“The View” TV Program, Monday, May 2, 2011:

Barbara Walters, “I would not want to be a Republican candidate facing Obama [in 2012].”

Joy Behar, “Just say, ‘Skip the Next Election.’”

“I … completely underestimated the capacity of America’s erstwhile “peace community” for turning on a dime and embracing the kind of all-American xenophobic flag-waving bloodlust they only recently decried. So today I stand proudly with my new friends of the formerly antiwar left in a mindlessly jingoistic salute to President Obama for an extralegal military assassination well done.” —Iowahawk

YES—IF. . . .

1. If the President turns and stands for The United Kingdom, Israel, and every other friend of America that has experienced President Obama’s finger up her nose.
2. If the President turns and stands against Iran’s policy to destroy Israel and America.
3. If the President turns and stands against Syria’s policy to destroy Israel.
4. If the President turns and stands against the Palestinian terror against Israel.
5. If the President turns and stands against the Hamas and Hezbollah terrorists.
6. If the President turns and stands against all Muslim Countries that subscribe to the purposes of the Organization of Islamic Conference.
7. If the President turns and stands with Poland and the Czech Republic and stands with clarity towards Russia across the spectrum of international issues.
8. If the President turns and stands against Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and every other tin pot thug Latin American Marxist strongman.
9. If the President turns and stands as the lead partner with China.
10. If the President turns and stands for the interests of United States of America, Israel, and other freedom loving friends in the United Nations.
11. If the President turns and stands with Passion for America’s founding values at the United Nations—and beyond.
12. If the President turns and stands with passion for the clear original founding meaning of our Declaration of Independence.
13. If the President turns and stands firmly and proudly with “We the People” on the Constitution of the United States of America and its “Negative Rights.”
14. If the President turns around and walks back to meet the vast majority of “We the People” for meaningful and effective health care reform.
15. If the President turns and stands with House Budget Chairman Ryan to jointly fashion a 2012 budget that puts America back on the “Path to Prosperity.”
16. If the President turns to a plan for solid reform of Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and other financially unsound and unconstitutional entitlements.
17. If the President turns and leads America in a robust free-market plan to vigorously develop our fossil fuel endowment.
18. If the President gets America out of the car business.
19. If the President turns and stands against overregulation of the banking industry.
20.  If the President turns and stands against granting Federal bailouts to greedy Wall Street firms with our grandchildren’s money.
21. If the President turns and walks away from subsidizing stupid “green” projects such as wind turbines, solar panels, mandated CFL lighting, and the Volt and Leaf to name a few.
22. If the President dumps the Czars, Communists, God haters, and thieves (in the name of class, race, gender, and Islam) from his Administration.

Yes Barbara and Joy, I would hate to be a Republican running for president . . . . if.